LAU: loop two: it's my maths that's broken!

The short, sharp descent back onto the lake wasn’t as bad as I’d feared. However, there were multiple braided snowmobile tracks on the lake, and I had difficulty staying on route (as the route is ‘put in’ by snowmobiles, the GPS track can only be approximate, and you have to follow the marking tape attached to sticks and trees). I had drifted too far to the right onto a track that started turning in the wrong direction. And when I tried to correct myself, I ended up too far left, so in the end I decided to backtrack to the last marker post. While I was going in the wrong direction, off track, Kimberly and Emiel caught me, and I sheepishly followed them.

The route climbed up through forests before crossing two large frozen lakes. It was a gorgeous sunny morning. At this point, it looked like large twigs had been planted into the snow to mark the route. Balls of ice had frozen onto them and glistened in the Sun like baubles. It was still quite cold, though. I thought with the Sun up and warm temperatures forecast, I could remove my mittens, but quickly my fingers became cold with ‘only’ two pairs of gloves on.

I had another sudden urge to poo, and I stopped just after a small cabin. I hadn’t seen anyone for hours, but with two pairs of trousers around my ankles, I heard a snowmobile in the distance. I just about managed to get myself fully clothed before the race photographer appeared. He took some photos while I refilled my Nalgene bottle, and apologised for disturbing my ‘morning moment’.

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post 'morning moment' (credit: Jonas Palsson)

The rest of the morning went well, and I enjoyed a lunch break on a nice forest trail. The afternoon was less fun. There were some good, fast stretches of quiet road. I enjoyed passing ‘tent/bivy prints’ in the snow from people’s camp sites, and occasionally seeing tyre tracks from John and the other biker. However, the warm temperatures made for slow going. I stopped multiple times to remove and re-add layers, and to put my snowshoes on, and then take them off again when they didn’t seem to help. Occasionally, I would see someone, presumably Kimberly or Emiel, in the distance, but I never managed to catch them. At dusk, there was another road section, with reindeer being fed along it (and the farmer’s vehicle left running with the keys in the ignition).

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lunch break

In the dark, another scene worthy of a film appeared. But this time it felt more like an Everest disaster movie. In the centre of the trail, two figures were sitting on a pulk, huddled in giant down jackets. It took me a while to recognise it was Kimberley and Emiel. I was tired and hungry, but I had my head down trying to push through the final mile or so to CP5. Initially, I tried to manoeuvre Pulkee around them, but then Emiel told me that there were still more than 10 km to go to the CP (which would be quite a few hours at the speed we were moving at). While the race is advertised as 500 km, it’s actually 515 km, and this stage was significantly longer than stated. Thanks to Karl’s blog, I had the correct distance (39.5 miles) in my notes, but when I looked at them without my reading glasses on, I had misread it as 32.5 miles. [Lesson learnt: a font that is readable without glasses in good light at home, isn’t necessarily readable in poor light when tired.] I was going to need to get some more calories in to get myself to the CP, so I parked Pulkee behind them, layered up and sat down for as long as it took to force down a 500-calorie Real Meal bar.

The next four hours were the toughest of the race. Moving at 1.something mph through soft snow, up short, sharp slopes was a huge effort. Sometimes I’d look down at my watch and see I’d only moved 0.1 miles since the last time I’d looked. I kept stopping and looking at my phone to see exactly where I was and how much further I had to go. Eventually, I reached the steep descent into Lansjärv. Even that had a steep uphill sting in its tail.

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CP5 Lansjärv

When I arrived at CP5, I was seriously considering pulling out of the race. I was several hours behind my worst-case 9.5-day finish schedule, despite sleeping far less than I’d planned (3-4 hours a night, rather than 6). With more warm weather, and hence soft snow, forecast, moving fast enough to finish within the 10-day cut-off seemed impossible. I didn’t bother taking the kit I’d need to replenish if I continued into the CP. I was gently told that quitting when I wasn’t ill or injured didn’t make sense. ‘But it’s my maths that’s broken’, I protested. Within about 5 min, I decided to keep going and see what happened. I texted the OH: ‘very slow afternoon due to slushy snow. If this continues (and potentially gets worse) won’t be able to finish on time’. I went back out to Pulkee, collected the gear that needed recharging or restocking, and ate a nice but somewhat low-calorie, meal. Rob arrived just as I was heading to a dorm room, where Irjen was still asleep.

After ~4 hours sleep I had breakfast (an official breakfast of 2 pieces of bread, plus one of my dehydrated breakfasts). I left CP5 just behind Kimberly and ahead of Emile. We’d been warned that other people had struggled to find the correct route across the first frozen lake (there were other marked, cross-country skiing) trails, but with dawn just breaking, it was fine.

To start with the route undulated through forests. While the ups were hard work, it was enjoyable. I did a lot of back and forthing with Kimberly and Emile (returning a dropped snack bag to them at one point). The temperature had risen significantly, and I kept stopping to adjust layers. The lower layers I’d been wearing from the start (long pants, fleece tights plus cross-country skiing overnights) were far too warm. First, I switched the fleece tights for a thin merino base-layer, however I was still too warm. For the 2nd day in a row, I was caught with my pants down by the race photographer (this time a drone, so I didn’t get much warning) as I ditched the overtights and merino base-layer and put the fleece tights back on.

In the afternoon, the route switched back to the more typical lake and thinly wooded bog crossings. It was beautifully sunny, and on stopping to take some photos, I noticed that one of my snowshoes was no longer on top of my pulk. Just as I was going to phone the organisers to check what the time penalty for losing a snowshoe would be, and ask about backtracking to my lunch stop to get it, I spotted it hanging off the side of the pulk. From this point on I used both bungees and ratchet straps to secure the snowshoes in place.

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I reached the Suloajärvi three-sided shelter, 18 miles into the stage, in late afternoon. It was perched by the side of a lake, in a somewhat exposed location. Kimberly and Emile were there eating with a fire going. After eating a savoury dehydrated meal, I was still hungry. The next, similar, shelter was 20 miles away, with another 8 miles after that to CP6, so I decided to have a breakfast as well. Kimberly and Emile set off and, with the Sun setting and the wind howling, for the first and only time, I felt very alone (and slightly scared).

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food break at the Suloajärvi shelter

The evening was, however, fantastic. The trails were well compacted (possibly because they were close to the town of Gällivare) and, for the first time since day one, I was moving at 3 mph fairly effortlessly. Crossing a frozen lake with a full moon behind me, the night sky looked like a black hemispherical dome, with bright lights shining through holes. At one point, I thought I could see an orange glow from a settlement ahead. However, over the next 10-15 min the glow gradually turned into sheets of pale green light shimmering across the sky.

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Occasionally, I’d see a red rear light in the distance, but I didn’t catch up with Kimberly and Emile until around midnight when they stopped to bivvy. I was feeling good and, given the fast-moving trails, decided to press on to at least the next shelter and maybe even the CP. Not long after, I encountered some locals doing what looked like (drunken) doughnuts on snowmobiles.

As always, it took longer to get to the shelter than I was expecting. I got very sleepy and got my phone out several times to check how much further I had to go. Eventually, I got there and found Irjen dozing next to a fire with his gear strewn across the other 2 benches. I asked if it was OK to move his stuff, and I lay down with my big down jacket on, initially intending to just have a nap. Irjen told me I should have a proper sleep, and after 5 min I decided he was probably right and got my sleeping bag and settled down properly. Unfortunately, I left the ‘CP bag’ with my earplugs in in my pulk bag. And when Irjen fell asleep properly, he started making very strange gurgling breathing noises. So I had to crawl out of my bag, half shove my feet in my shoes, and go and get the earplugs.

I woke up after a couple of hours, feeling OK and decided to pack up and head to the CP for a proper sleep. The fire had gone out in the night, and to my horror, my shoes had started freezing, with the heel cups squished down from my trip to get the earplugs. Fortunately, I managed to thaw them out sufficiently to get my feet in using the hand warmers I’d put in my socks.

The 8 miles to the CP were a bit of a slog, and I soon felt tired again. Just as I stopped for an urgent poo, Irjen caught up with me and asked if he could make a video. I waved my ‘poo and period’ bag at him and explained I was in desperate need of the toilet. He soon pulled away into the distance. The village of Leipojärvi came into sight, but Karl’s blog had thankfully warned me that the route curved around a headland rather than going straight there. There was then a short, steep slope up to the CP.

Having arrived mid-morning, the village felt quite lively with various people out and about doing things. My appetite had returned big time, and the vegetarian meals at the last couple of CPs hadn’t been particular high calorie. Therefore, I decided to take all of my remaining dehydrated meals into the CP to take stock of what I had left, and potentially eat one or more of them. While I was doing this, someone stuck their head out and asked if I was hungry. I replied that my stomach had become a furnace, and they said that they could help with that. And indeed they did, with a three-course meal, bread and a fizzy drink.

Mid-stage, I’d realised that I’d left my charger and one of my power banks at the last CP. Slightly embarrassed, I fessed up to this and was happy to be told they were waiting here for me. I was then very confused when the extension cables had British sockets, and I struggled to find one for my Swedish plug. I handed over a technical glove I’d found on the trail, and was told it had been reported missing by another participant. I was quite alert, so I decided to sort gear out before having a couple more hours’ sleep. I put all my food rubbish and toilet paper/tampon bags into a single zip-lock bag and asked one of the race crew where I could dispose of it. They took it off me and said rubbish was being separated for recycling. For a moment, I thought I was going to have to explain what was in there, but thankfully the look on my face conveyed the message that this bag was best not rummaged through. The person who did my foot check was slightly surprised that I was wearing 3 pairs of thin socks. However, my feet hadn’t swollen, and having bought shoes large enough to cope with swelling, thick socks and toe warmers, they would be too loose otherwise.

Beds were available for sleeping in someone’s house, a short walk away. When I got there, Irjen was having a shower and I had another desperate urge to poo (presumably due to the huge volume of food that I was now consuming). Fortunately, the person who’d guided me to the house found another toilet for me to use, but I decided to take one Imodium to try and avoid further ‘urgent toilet’ issues. Multiple beds were set up in what appeared to be someone’s sitting room. I had the space to myself, picked the most comfy-looking sofa and slept for a couple more hours. On waking up and redressing, I decided to ditch my pants in my pulk bag. Even long pants + fleece tights had been too warm that morning. I hadn’t anticipated significantly above-zero temperatures and hadn’t brought any other pants with me, so my only option was to ‘go commando’.

When I went back to the CP, Kimberly and Emile had arrived and were very tired, having been kept awake by ‘joy-riding’ snowmobilers. There were also some slightly worrying conversations about the next CP having to unexpectedly be vacated the next morning. Carrying armfuls of bags back to my pulk, someone jokingly described me as a ‘bag lady’. As I groggily loaded my gear back onto my pulk, a local tried to have a quite detailed conversation with me. In retrospect, I should have just paused for 5 min and chatted to him, but I was (given the conversation about the next CP closing) feeling somewhat time pressured.

As I inched my way down the steep slope back to the lake, Rob appeared inbound. It had warmed up again while I was in the checkpoint, and the slope had become a bit slippery. I stopped to let him up without risking my falling and taking both of us out. He suggested I put snowshoes on. I decided my best bet was to reverse back up the slope and put spikes on. This was 5-10 min of faff for less than 100m, but better than falling over and sliding down the slope face-first.

At this point, things finally got ‘flowy’, and I don’t have a good memory of what happened when. I think this was the afternoon I decided I wanted to get a tattoo of Pulkee, and spent several hours designing it in my head. In the absence of headphones to listen to music, my head started providing its own (90s) soundtrack, starting with Mansun’s ‘Wide Open Space’, followed by ‘100 years of Solitude’ and then the Levellers’ entire back catalogue. Looking out for the distinctive poos that some other racers were leaving on the trail also passed the time; one person was doing big, bright, fluffy brown ones, while another was leaving small, dark, dense-looking deposits. Later, when the Immodium wore off, I produced an interesting deposit of my own: dense dark ‘hockey puck’ formations, followed by a huge volume of brighter, fluffier material.

At 32 miles, this was a fairly short stage, and I wanted to push through the night to CP7. IIRC, this section of the route was fairly boring, with lots of lake crossings. I found moving through the snow by head torch while tired very disorienting. Regularly changing my focus, from just in front of my feet to further head helped a bit. However, this was the one point where I really wished I’d brought headphones and caffeine tablets with me. Most other nights, my pulk had ended up with a thick crust of frost, but this night was quite warm, and it didn’t. Several times, I stopped and tried to have a quick power nap on top of Pulkee, but I wasn’t actually sleepy enough to do that. I also tried drinking a hot chocolate and having a dehydrated meal, but made with (by now) lukewarm water, it was unappealing, and I didn’t manage much of it. Eventually, I managed to get 5 minutes of sleep, and that was enough to see me through to dawn when (as usual) I perked up.

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the longest night…

The last few km into CP7 at Nattavaara were strange; the route felt like it was curving around so much it should intersect itself, but it never did. (Looking at the map now, it only curved through 180 degrees.) There was also, of course, a lot of short, sharp hills on the way into the CP. Like CP6, I was given huge amounts of food, and got lots of help with sorting out my embarrassingly manky kit (my bowl, mug and spork were confiscated and taken away for a wash…). The building closing issue had been pushed back by a few hours, so it ended up not affecting me (but if I’d been only a couple of hours slower, it would have done). For the first time, I was feeling optimistic about finishing and messaged the OH ‘87 miles to go and 3 days to do it so if nothing unexpected happens it’s doable’ (punctuation was not happening at this point). My feet had developed a bright blue tinge, which initially caused some consternation (blue feet in cold weather are usually a bad thing…). However, fortunately, I rapidly worked out that it was dye from my shoes.

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big breakfast at CP7 Nattavaara

I was shown upstairs where Irjen was sleeping on the floor, and given the option of sleeping next to him or in a small space in the storage cupboard next door. Given the previous snoring/breathing issues, I initially opted for the cupboard. However, I struggled to sleep (I think due to fear of pulling stuff off the shelves onto myself), and I couldn’t hear any noises, so I dragged my sleeping gear through to the main room. Having turned down showers at previous CPs, I now really fancied one. However, that would have involved going outside to another building, so instead I had a fairly thorough sink wash. My face was windburnt and sore, and (for the first time ever) I had chafing on my bum cheeks, so I smeared them (somewhat too generously, it would turn out) with Sudocrem.

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trying to sleep in a storage cupboard

Kimberly and Emile had arrived and were eating, but I think they weren’t going to be able to sleep at the CP due to the early closure. I had even more food and offloaded some unnecessary kit into my drop bag before setting out into another sunny afternoon. I capsized Pulkee twice getting out of the CP, but otherwise, the afternoon passed quickly and smoothly. When it got dark, the temperature dropped extremely rapidly, and as I crossed a mist-shrouded frozen lake, my breath hung in the air in front of me. The Northern lights put on another show alongside and behind me. I occasionally turned my head to watch, but didn’t stop to take photos this time.

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dusk, and the temperature drops

I arrived at the Polar Circle cabin sooner than expected. It was unexpectedly cosy if somewhat smoky. Irjen had a roaring fire going and had lit candles. He woke up enough to give me instructions about putting some more logs on the first and closing the air intake. I had a dehydrated meal and settled down to sleep. After a couple of hours, I woke up cold and went out to get my sleeping bag. The privacy of my sleeping bag did allow me to remove some of the excessive Sudocrem from my bum cheeks, which had got cold earlier (as we’d been warned on the training course, creams allow heat to be conducted away from your skin…). After a couple more hours, just as I was waking again, Kimberly and Emile arrived and went straight to sleep, while Irjen and I packed up and left. We backed and forth as he (like Kimberly and Emile) moved faster than me, but took longer/more frequent breaks.

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Polar Circle cabin

It was a warm sunny morning, but the going was generally good. I was still having lower-body temperature control issues. Once the sun was up, I’d have to take my overtrousers off to avoid getting sweaty, but then my bum (possibly thanks to the Sudocrem and/or its surface area) would initially be cold. The solution, it turned out, was to stick a hand warmer down my tights and move it from side to side. What sounded like fighter planes roared overhead, but I didn’t manage to spot them.

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Mid-morning, I decided (somewhat decadently) to stop and boil some water to make a hot, rather than lukewarm, lunch. Given my fear of fire and previous issues with the stove, I was happy to have got to the point of using it for fun. The afternoon was more of a slog as the snow felt really churned up again. After the slightly strange experience of seeing some people who weren’t part of the race at a road crossing, I caught up with Irjen, having a sit-down break. Since I was feeling slightly miserable, I parked up next to him, sat down and ate the bite-sized chocolate brownies I’d fished out of my otherwise unwanted snack bags at the last CP.

The rest of the stage was a slow slog, with some long straight roads and hills. The battery on my Garmin watch ran out, and I wasted a lot of time working out how to carry my handheld GPS so that it was easily visible but not losable. (The route was well marked with fluorescent tape, but with long gaps between markers on straight sections, it would be easy to go a long way off route if you missed a turn.) After some more back and forthing, Irjen and I teamed up to grind out the last few miles to the final checkpoint at Rikti Dokkas, a quaint farmstead on top of (you’ve guessed it…) a small hill. I said I thought we could make it before dark. Irjen was doubtful, but we just managed it.

We got a very warm welcome, and another big meal (although I had a longer wait for mine to be warmed up as I forgot to say I was veggie). We were updated on the goings on in front of us. A long-standing ‘bromance’ had broken up, and our recent pairing was described as ‘a late race bromance’. As we were finishing eating, Kimberly and Emile arrived. I went outside to have a pre-bed wee, and Rob (who I hadn’t seen for several days) arrived. We chatted while I wee-d (with my rear end pointed away into the dark), and I said that my (dead) mother would kill me if she could see what I was doing (the race in general, and the weeing in public specifically). It was nice to see everyone, but I was slightly surprised and disappointed that the time gaps behind me had closed.

Having arrived first, Irjen and I had the luxury of sleeping in the two beds in an adjacent room. It was a pretty good night’s sleep. However, I kept waking up thinking I was lying on top of Pulkee, and she was moving down the course under her own steam, leaving my phone behind in the snow. I eventually realised that I could quickly convince myself that I was in fact stationary inside a building by reaching behind my head and touching the wall.

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deluxe accommodation at CP8 Rikti Dokkas

When my alarm went off after 4 hours, I was tempted to snooze it, but I dragged myself out of bed, and Irjen followed suit. Kimberly and Emile were also snoozing, but I managed to pack up and leave first (Irjen later told me he deliberately left later, because he liked having me in front to chase down). We were lucky to do the next section at night. The snow was deep and soft, and there were often deep holes where people had suddenly sunk through the crust. Being fairly small, but wearing big, wide shoes probably also helped me avoid this. When Irjen caught me, I tried to stay in front up a hill. However, I soon realised I was working too hard and overheating and had to stop and let him pass.

I passed him again as he had a sit-down break and made it to the Damkoan shelter first. Having benefitted from other people’s fires on multiple occasions, this time it was my turn to get the fire started. There was only one piece of charred wood, and to my frustration, while I could get it burning, I couldn’t keep it alight. I felt slightly better when Irjen later tried and also failed. I had a final dehydrated meal, and also tried to sort my feet out. Over the last few days, I’d developed half a dozen small but deep blisters that were now really hurting. I’d taken my first paracetamol at Rikkti Dokkas, but they’d now worn off, so I took some more. I taped my feet up (with very long strips of tape, having lost my scissors before the race) and also put on a different, thicker sock combination so my feet would move around less inside the shoes.

Just as Irjen and I were leaving, Kimberly and Emile arrived, and we had a shouted conversation about how I’d parked my pulk in a shit tip (earlier visitors to the shelter had gone to the toilet rather closer to it than ideal). It’s slightly embarrassing to admit, but having been in front of Kimberly and Emile consistently for the last few days, I wanted to be the first woman to finish. So I decided to push a bit harder for the last 20 miles. However, my knee started complaining painfully when I was less careful about how I put load through it, so I reined it in. Getting to the finish was far more important than finishing first.

Not long after the shelter, I met a friend of Irjen’s who’d come out to meet him. Shortly after Irjen passed me running, and I didn’t see him again until the next day (running wasn’t an option for me). After a pleasant start to the day, the temperature dropped, and I had to put some layers back on. The last 12 or so miles were the reverse of the start of loop two, and I’d forgotten how long some parts were. Crossing the tarmac of the E10, it became clear how much the snow had melted in the last few days. The return to traffic, houses and people was also slightly jarring. At the start of the last long river section, it started raining, and I got disproportionately grumpy that I was going to have to get out, and finish in, my waterproofs. Thankfully, the rain soon stopped. I’d been hoping to make it to the finish without putting my night layers back on, but as the Sun set, the temperature (as always) dropped. I did consider just gutting it out, but I didn’t want to arrive at the finish cold and appear incompetent. In the end, I stopped twice in the last few miles to add first a jacket, and then overtights, a hat and a 2nd pair of gloves.

As Överkallix came into view, I had very mixed feelings. I was really happy that I was, despite all the issues, actually going to finish. But I’d loved the isolation of the 2nd loop, and would have quite happily kept going. As I neared the finish, a drone hovered overhead, and I could see a crowd of people waiting. I managed to get Pulkee up a narrow snow ledge without capsizing her, but then nearly went the wrong way just before the finish barrier. After photos, congratulatory hugs and a large bag of sweets, Pulkee and I were walked back to the finish building, and a lift back to Jockfall was arranged for us.

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finish photos: Callum Joliffe